We here at Loser Machine are proud to announce the release the first Artist Series with none other than Kris Markovich. Kris is one of the most influential skateboarders ever and is also an established fine artist. We gave kris one of the first Loser machine “knucklehead” helmets in white and he smashed it… Check it out

Madam Abs Stroganoff asks and The Loser’s Listen!!! Can’t Fuck with the KGB!!!

It was coconuts in capo beach, california today for the HELL ON WHEELS rallye. rad bikes, music, and a beauty pageant!! I love California!! Oliver, David, Ted, Peter, Sage, Adrian, and Wes’s cousin (sorry man i forgot your name!!! I owe you a beer for that!!) all rode from oceanside to Capo beach to cocnuts for the Hell on wheels event. Kutty was chillin with his wife, Brian Douglas was there with a fresh haircut and along with scott from the cycle zombies. definatley good times, check it out!!

The wait is finally over!! Knucklehead Loser helmets are in stock and ready to ship!!! Custom liners! Helmet bag, Sticker sheet, Visor too?! What the fuck!! Ride slow Die Slow!!!

Saw the good homie Shawn Barravetto, PLM for Nike SB at the “DEBACLE” Premiere last week!! He Murders the streets up North in Oregon so stay off the Fucking Sidewalks!! . Be sure to Peep out this New video - Grant Taylor Murders it!!!

Shawn your a Loser!!

Had a rad chat with Mr. Kutty today. One thing that came out of it, we handed over a shovel motor, some scraps, a narrow glide front end and leavin’ the rest to the Hemet Hippy Killer. He will slay it!
We can’t wait to roll this Loser Machine!! Adrian get your liscense fool!! Haha!! I got my permit today bitch!!! One Year Pass Torta Smasher!!